Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...wait, hold on...I really hope very few children of any age are reading this. If you're a child, please tell Mommy and Daddy to add this website to their list of parental controlled sites, because this ain't for you. Can we continue now? OK, good. For the rest of you, who are presumably past the age of legal consent, welcome to Shame and Groans. Hopefully some of you were looking for "Game of Thrones," but your Google account knows you better than that and redirected you to us. We couldn't be more excited for the launch of this blog. It's been in the works for three or four days and it's finally time to get this highly anticipated show on the road. Here are a few things you can expect to find on "Shame and Groans:"
- Rants and reviews regarding Sports, Music, TV/Movies, Nostalgia, and other Miscellaneous nonsense
- Unreasonable opinions from unqualified sources
- Backed by a lack of research
- An overwhelming sense of shame for enjoying our content
- Unintentional, audible groans while reading
- Debauchery (mostly from one of us, in particular, who you will get to know very shortly)
- Inappropriate language...I'm talking borderline offensive language (mostly from that same one of us)
As we begin this fantastic voyage together, it only seems appropriate that we get to know each other a little bit. At the time of its conception (right now), "Shame and Groans" features three decorated authors: Ryan, Tyler and Mike. Allow us to introduce ourselves...
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